Under ObamaCare...

I love Jeph Jacques. These are not all his, but from his Twitter... Evidently, it was the rage yesterday on Twitter.


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RT @soundguynick Barack Obama is a ghola born from an axlotl tank SHOW US THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE BARACK OBAMA

Under ObamaCare, all medical procedures will be conducted by Bene Gesserit witches #obamacarefacts

people, this is meant to be SATIRE making fun of the insane lies the anti-ObamaCare people are telling. #sadthathehadtoexplainthejoke

Under ObamaCare HE WHO CONTROLS THE SPICE CONTROLS ARRAKIS

Under ObamaCare, bloodmobiles will be replaced with government-subsidized Chevy Volts (which actually run on blood)

@jonrosenberg fuck yeah (ObamaCare will reduce this phrase to "darn tootin'"

#obamacarefacts )26 minutes ago from Twitterrific in reply to jonrosenberg
Under ObamaCare you will be forced to compete for your medication in a combination Double Dare/Thunderdome arena.

Under ObamaCare I will be 1000 times more amused when people ragequit my Twitter account because of my opinions

under ObamaCare, Twitter will be replaced by a button on your computer that MURDERS THE INFIRM

PS blame/heap praise upon @jonrosenberg for this #obamacarefacts

Under ObamaCare, it will be legal for me to do what I just did to your grandparents.

Under ObamaCare activites that damage your health will also be socialized. Other people will drink all your beers.

@happymrlocust under ObamaCare, I will get a nickel every time I am a pedantic asshole

@happymrlocust under ObamaCare, Orlando will be a state and not a city in the state of Florida

Under ObamaCare all choice will be outlawed. Every action will be decided by the random quantum fluctuations of quarks.

under ObamaCare ALL DEAD HERE. ALL DEAD. KEEP MOVING IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE. HEAD EAST.

under ObamaCare chemotherapy will be replaced by Hillary Clinton cackling madly as your loved ones slowly die of cancer

under ObamaCare, you will have to go to Canada in order to be a fearmongering racist shitdick

Under ObamaCare, the CIA will replace the prozac in your tap water with its generic

Under ObamaCare, all firearms will be melted down, recast as plowshares and given to Afgani opium farmers

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Gina's still great, but she's in Jacksonville this week.

I've recovered from the Vegas trip finally.

My daughter is still the Golden Child.

Juvenile, but funny

Not suitable for work, or little kids :)


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A plug for my awesome cousin

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She's starting her own photography business, wish her luck!

What happens in Vegas?

Work, work and more work. This isn't a pleasure trip by any stretch of the imagination.

Up to 58 hours worked since Monday.

Missing the Empress Gina terribly.